My boyfriend and I used to shower together all the time.  Sometimes he would need to ‘release some inner deamons’ immediately before.  However, he would insist that because he was getting in the shower, he didn’t need to wipe.  When he would get into the shower with me, the water coming off of his backside used to turn brown.  After a while I got used to it, but it was still gross.  Needless to say, we are not together anymore.  He was kind of a shitty person.

– Liz