The Big Thick (sometimes wet) Roll of Thin Toilet Paper
I have a lot to say about this one. First of all, let’s talk about the thickness. This paper is ridiculously thin that even when folded, my fingers go right through and wind up doing the cleaning themselves. And the ease with which this tears? I have to pull down on this about ten or twelve times before I can get a decent layer with which to wipe. Also, why are these always torn and wet? It’s one thing if it get’s wet, but in a public restroom when it falls on the floor in a pile of unidentified ‘wet,’ why would you put it back ON TOP of the roll or counter? And if left out long enough, it gets crusty. Who wants to wipe with that? Honestly.