The World’s Slowest Changeup

by everyonespetpeeves

Dear Mr. Pelfrey,

We can shave at least a half an hour off the game time if you didn’t take over 30 seconds to throw every pitch.  Your team isn’t winning and no one wants to stay at the game any longer than they need to.  Besides, you’re a starter.  You can relax.  The Mets don’t blow it until the 9th inning, anyway.

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