The Intrusion & Flush
If you clearly see I am showering, what on Earth posses you to come in and squeeze one out? It’s bad enough the steam makes the smell potent, but now it lingers. Also, thanks for flushing the toilet. Now the water is too cold…too hot… too cold…
You have exactly 3.749 seconds to wash the shampoo out of your hair. *FLUSH* …GO!!!!