The Human Place Card

by everyonespetpeeves

I understand that a lot of your friends are coming to meet you here in a a little while, but that doesn’t mean you can sit there by yourself and save nine seats.  I admire your dedication for being first on line just to save these seats, but let’s face it… every group of friends has one group-bitch and if you’re the one sitting down an hour and a half before everyone gets there with every removable article of your clothing sprawled out on every seat, guess who it is?