The Close Talker

by everyonespetpeeves

  “This ain’t no barbeque.  Get out ma’ grill”

Here is a trick for those often found in this situation:  If you stick your left foot out and leave it there while slowly leaning back on your right, it gives the appearance that you are walking away.  This then makes the close-talker take a step or two closer, which causes him/her to trip right over your foot.  Funny stuff.